LOOK WHO'S POINTING!

This picture is hours old. The destroyed house has 10 people buried underneath it.

 Due to many commitments over the past 3 months I have not been able to keep this section of the site updated. However, as things have settled down to the old routine I received an e-mail about Savage News from Giles Goodman, not known to me personally. Giles has kindly agreed to allow me to put his e-mail up & my response to it in a more open & transparent forum. Here it goes:

RE: Israel / Palestine web link

A word on your comments concerning the above issue and links to various sites.

Firstly, I find it a shame that you should be so one sided in your views of this conflict. It is easy to see how one could jump to the side of the Palestinians; they are the underdog in the conflict for sure and yes, they suffer under occupation, even attrocities unfortunately.

On the other hand, Israelis are being murdered too. Sometimes in horrific ways such as the recent attack in Mombassa; a father loses his two sons, possibly his wife and with a 5 year old daughter in hospital.

What I am saying is that the situation is extremely complicated. its not so simple to point the finger at the wrong doings of one side or another and more to the point "Is it fair to do so"??

In my view, the only way that we can achieve peace is by those surrounding the conflict, and this includes any web site disemminating information, to have a balanced and open understanding without pointing the finger of blame.

You point out the many UN resolutions that Israel 'ignores' but fail to mention that the UN contains a large hostile voting group made up of 22 Arab States all of whom routinely vote against Israel. There are hundreds of resolutions many of them without just cause (I do not claim that Israel is ever wrong either!).

I urge you to take a more balanced view of the conflict. There are many of us Jews and Israelis that would love to have peace with the Palestinians, Syrians and the rest of the Arab and Moslem world but there is fault on all sides not just ours.

Lets end the blame and seek more Understanding.

Giles

Mr Goodman:

  I can appreciate why you feel that my analysis of the Middle East conflict is one sided, although I do not personally think so. It is incorrect to suggest that anyone's view is one sided because they are the under dogs. They are not a local football team that one supports through sympathy. The facts speak for themselves. Every month over the past 2 years, 35 Palestinian children are killed by Israeli soldiers. 13 of these are killed whilst at home or going to school. None of the 35 are involved in stone throwing etc. Although death penalty for a teenager throwing stones is a little steep, to say the least. At the same time, through sheer anger/hatred & frustration Israeli children have suffered enormously. But the statistics of death & casualty is very disproportionate. Far less on the Israeli side. Unnecessary suffering & death is wrong on any side. The suicide bombers that carry out these acts do not represent the whole Palestinian Nation, whilst the Israeli soldier who shoots a pregnant woman or a child represents the whole of Israel & in a broader context compromises the Jewish people.

  I take issue about how complicated this issue is. I actually think it is rather straight forward. The Palestinians appear to resent the continuous policy of settlements on their land. I can not even envisage how we would respond to a situation if the French suddenly started landing in Cornwall & building houses, etc. I suggest that we will definitely fight them to get out. For instance recently I saw an interview with a South African Jewish family, who were adamant that their new home/land given to them in the occupied territory is a just & righteous move. This can only leave the local Arabs feeling a little short changed.

  The Security Council resolutions that have not been adhered by Israel over the 3 decades are passed by the security council & not hostile Arabs nations alone. Historically, it is more than evident that the rest of the Arab Nations within the area seem to do very little & are much more interested in flogging their oil than get involved with the plight of Palestinian refuges. The government of Israel was urged time & again to restrain from wholesale destruction of towns & villages as a means of countering terrorism. This was through the appropriate international channels as well as Israelis friends such as USA & UK. All this fell on deaf ears & Mr Sharon went on the rampage in Jenin, thus weakening the main argument of a negotiated settlement.

  In my view the very existence of the current suicide bombers is a direct result of many years of injustice. You can appreciate that if something happens to any of us we automatically seek justice through the police & judiciary as a means of addressing it. Law, order & justice has to, by definition be colour,race,religion & creed blind. This does not seem to be the case in Israel. The inherent racism towards Arabs & even Arab Jews is a dreadful way of continuing & expecting stability. I yet have to see any historical circumstance where a people have been permanently contained against their choice.

  In order to hold a balanced view we must first be seen to set an example & adhere to the laws that prevail. The Sharon government is a mere embarrassment to the Jewish people world wide. A political soup of bandits that claim to represent the interests of Jewish people. It really makes a mockery of the democratic process in its entirety. The weak coalitions, the angry right wingers together with a PM who has served his people by killing thousands of others. If I was Jewish I would dissociate with any such body claiming to represent me.

  Finally, in order to achieve peace & a more stable world we need to ask more questions. Demand explanations why they kill on our behalf when they are really interested in another term in office. My issue is with the guys that run the show. Sharon is no better than Arafat or President Bush. The average Palestinian/Arab is as wonderful & friendly as the average Israeli I have had first hand experience of both sides & found all of them to be as generous & kind as me or you. I am convinced that within the next 10 years this issue will be resolved the way it should have been some 30 years ago. Not because the suicide bombers forced anyone or terrorised people into peace or Sharon managed to break human spirit but because there exists a new generation of people like yourself & me who demand answers from our politicians to shut up & sort out the problem once & for all. Demonstrated by the fiasco in Baghdad. Any day Mr Saddam is going to ask for a refund for all the chemicals they sold him, if they want him to destroy it. It is our governments that are responsible & not Israeli or Palestinian children.

K. Savage 6th December 2002

NEED MONEY? GO TO WAR!

 Is it not brilliant how we can actually repeat something, such as a lie, enough times & then suddenly start believing the untruth to be the truth. Sustained marketing is the greatest thing ever invented. For example we all know that the nutritious value in a Big Mac or Cheese Whopper is as good as zero. We also know eating shit like this is likely to give us all the cancer of the bowls soon or later. Then we drink Coca-Cola to top this great munch. My dentist nearly took Coca-Cola to an international court for damaging kids teeth. I think it has a high concentration of Phosphoric acid plus a lot of sugar. The same applies to cigarettes & so on. All these products are flogged to us in a very clever & subtle way & we just buy in to the hype. Essentially we can be persuaded to believe almost anything.

 I happen to think that the United States & sometimes the British governments apply the same sell techniques. Except they are selling war. The little details & the small prints are all conveniently set aside, in the interest of national security. By appealing to each individual & groups innate need for self preservation they flog us missiles, germs, viruses, radiation & fucking big bullets! Apparently the whole of this planet hates us all in Western Europe & more particularly the United States. These damn Palestinians keep going around blowing their brains up because they don't like Jewish people. Not because they have been under occupation for 35 years. Not because they have been treated like animals for decades. So basically Palestinians & all Muslims of the world are nutters. We are the good guys & we are going to kick their asses for being bad guys. At this point, through sheer volume of one sided press, misinformation & propaganda kicks in. We gradually start thinking yeah they are all evil & we got to sell more guns & choppers to the Israelis to protect themselves. We also need to go Afghanistan & bomb the hell of the mountains & pretend to be looking Osama on his donkey!

  It is a year later now. Still no sign of Osama. In fact still no sign of any disclosed evidence linking Bin Laden directly to 9/11. Instead we are faced we a whole bunch of civil rights violations, prisoners of war in Camp X-Ray [now known as Camp Delta] with no disclosure of identity or charges & en mass arrests in the US for walking about with a suspicious brown skin. All of this is being done in the interest of national security. We are urged to accept that going after Saddam Hussein is the righteous thing. Mr. Rumsfeld, who used to oppose the release of Nelson Mandela in South Africa, tells the world how clear & present the danger is. They do not tell us that we sold this shit to him. Also not mentioned, is the fact that all the biological rubbish this lunatic has been hoarding were given to him whilst at war with Iran. In a nut shell, it is OK to kill Palestinians, Turks, Pakistanis, Iranians & so on with biological agents. But not Western Europeans or Americans. It appears that market forces also apply when it comes to human life. American life is more expensive than Arab or Indian life. To me, life is life. Who ever you are & where ever you are.

  Saddam is not doing anything he has not done for the past 20 years. But the US needs a war badly & this war is good for protecting us against another possible attack such as the tragic events of 9/11. He has been violating UN resolutions just like the other nutters in Middle East, i.e. Israel. But we have this current urge to stop him NOW! The need for war is so desperate that Bush has already indicated that if he does not get exactly what he wants from the UN resolution, allowing immediate military action, that he will do it anyway. The UN, we have been told, is irrelevant. You do not need to hear this from Bush, talk to the average Palestinian & they will tell you how irrelevant it has been for the past 3 decades. The reason for all this buggery bollocks lies in the diabolical US economy. Right now they have the greatest trade deficit in human history. A nation that does not want to or can not make anything anymore. It heavily relies on Chinese, Mexicans & pretty much the rest of the starving world to make Nike trainers for 50 cents by controlling their national economies. These guys are lending out money they do not have. They have global corporations that have been cheating for years,

Enron, World Com et al. But they got credit. They also have a lot of guns, fighter planes & ships. On top of all this the 9/11 event has deeply wounded & hurt the average Americans psyche. In their wildest nightmares they did not expect a direct hit. The economic cost to the land of the brave & free has been devastating. Costs of extra security & airline business losses alone would give anyone a cold chill. The parallel for me would be just before the second world war. The German currency was effectively worthless. War was the perfect solution for stimulating the economy & the German misfortunes were blamed on the Jews. This sad approach prompts a flurry of economic activity in the demand for arms manufacture. Arms is an extremely expensive business. The USA did pretty well from the last episode with Saddam. They invoiced Saudi Arabia, Japan & Germany for their war efforts in launching home grown missiles against evil Saddam. The bulk of the money is still outstanding from Saudi Arabia. Maybe we'll get another 50 years worth of oil on the cheap, no doubt they will apply interest to this as well.

  The bad news starts when United Kingdom joins the Euro. Enter one Tony Blair. This will be followed by the last few European economies that have not joined, such as Sweden & Denmark. At this point the Euro will represent the ultimate currency. It will also be the beginning of the end of the US dollar. I suggest that within 3 years of a universal European currency the US dollar will crash. This will inevitably lead to a revision of US foreign policy. The use of military will have to be minimised due to cost & the "European friends & allies" will help bail them out, reluctantly. It is, therefore, quite easy to see why Mr Blair is going along with some one he has absolutely nothing in common with. He needs to ensure the US do not mess our markets up whilst we go through the transition. And if we lose Hussein in the process, then great.

  The bottom line is that if you want to go to war with a nation, you must declare war, they forgot this when they went to Afghanistan. To bomb Saddam will not solve the problem but deepen divisions & hatred as it will be the civilians that will have to pay the harsh price. Saddam will probably vanish & hook up with Osama, somewhere in China. Replacing Arafat is not going to solve the issue of illegal occupation of Palestinian territory. There exists a body called the United Nations. There exists such a thing as morality & consideration for other human life. Last but not least there is a definite limit on bullshit & manipulation of reality. Saddam is not & can not be a threat. He can not even fly his silly planes outside of zones imposed some 10 years ago. It will, however, be good to see the back of the lot of them. Saddam, Sharon & Bush. I exclude Tony Blair for now, as I know he is busy being "friends" until his English Euro kicks in. In the mean time, the hype goes on & on. One dossier follows another redundant resolution. All these measures, however, are pure short termism. America's economy will not improve through war but a competitive & sound manufacturing base.

K. Savage 24th September 2002

A GREAT SUCCESS

From top: July 21 - Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon speaks at the start of the weekly cabinet meeting. Gaza City July 26 - The hand and arm of a dead baby pokes out from the rubble of a building. Palestinian woman look from their damaged house after the Israeli missile strike. Two Palestinian men, one with a broken arm, are seen on the balcony of their damaged apartment at the site of the Israeli air strike. A Palestinian boy looks at a damaged workshop after Israeli forces pushed into Gaza City.

 And the good lord said "thou shalt not fuck around on thy holy land". When the good lord said this to all of us he was specifically referring to the current Israeli government. Particularly Mr. Ariel Sharon, the prime minister of a multi party coalition who in turn is governed & follows US policy of a nearly did not get elected US president Bush.

 I know, my PR lady friend is probably thinking Savage is off again. Ranting & raving about politics & alienating his customers. I am being too political again & I guess I will be punished for this sin by loosing everything & becoming destitute. Oh well. Fuck that. I can not but help to feel angry & sad when I wake up in the morning & all I see is a picture of children being dragged out of rubble & told it has been a "great success". Unfortunately it's all too political right now. Intensely political & it is foolish & naive to ignore what goes on around us.

  Indiscriminate bombing of a city centre is not "heavy handed", President George Bush, but actually criminal & barbaric. Maybe I was brought up by a different set of values to our representatives. If the war is with the leadership of Hamas & its military wing then why are 9 children dead. One of them 2 months old.

  In this country when the Nazis were bombing London we were told that they were the lowest form of life/criminals/murderers & so on. All of the sudden the position shifts & a "friendly" nation does the same to another people. We say nothing. Come on Tony. Let's be a bit more vocal on issues that may later come & hunt us. At the end of the day. The British connection with Palestine is an intrinsic one. We were instrumental in the creation of the State of Israel. It was the right thing to do at the time. But historically, we all forgot that the Jews had actually abandoned their own land for over 1000 years & the philistines(Arabs), stayed behind. Maybe one of the reasons they called this land Palestine. To introduce the Jewish element into the equation is bound to cause friction. However, because of the horrors of WWII & the suffering of the Jewish people the choice was made. This choice was political, economic & a military one. During the past 50 years the new state of Israel has done nothing other than treat these people, the philistines or Palestinians, as second class citizens in their own land. With over a million refugees spread across the whole of Middle East. Up until 1994 there were no agreed territory for the philistines or Palestinians. We are talking about the West Bank & Gaza strip & since 1994 the State of Israel has done nothing other than invade the agreed territories, bomb them from the skies with US war planes/helicopters, like 2 days ago They have systematically imprisoned & tortured Palestinians as young 16 years old & increased imposed a forced settlement on lands that have been agreed, internationally to be Palestinian territories.

  They Israeli state holds the same disregard for Jewish Arabs. The policies do appear to have racial hatred written all over them.

  Understandably the Philistines or the Palestinians do not appreciate their pitiful situation. To live as refugees on your own land, the only land you know, is a very tall order. How many true Brits will tolerate this. I suggest that they too will put their lives on the line for their country & fight to the death on the path of justice & morality. If they survive we will then give them a Victoria Cross & have their statues in middle of our towns as the noble heroes. Things change when it comes to the Philistines or Palestinians, to defend your land, wife, child, or mother is now referred to as terrorism. We must remember these people have no Army, Navy or Air Force. But themselves. Each & everyone more desperate than the previous lot that blew themselves up on an Israeli bus. They have been forced to conclude that the State of Israel has no intention of being fair & just. In fact the State of Israel appears to offer them nothing other than hatred. The same hatred that the European Jews had to suffer at the hands of the Nazis. Was it not Adolf himself that hailed the mass murders of Jewish people as a "great success". WE went to war with that lunatic & defeated him. The "great success" is now forced on the Philistines or the Palestinians & all we can do is sit there & watch our pathetic politicians do little about it. Maybe they are waiting for the death toll to increase. Mr Sharon is a thug murderer & not much better than the Hamas lunatics himself. I just feel for the innocent souls that are unfortunate enough to be there in the first place. No it is not a "great success" but a "total disaster".

K. Savage 25th July 2002

ORIENTAL ORGASM!

Besides the patented Savage 7 point Good Feelings Plan, here is how to make your own yin yang symbol!

 I have recently been told, by a friend of mine that the Savage news section is nothing but personal political gibberish, gobbledegook too serious & not fashion enough, i.e. vacuous. All this by a PR friend of mine who obviously has her finger on the pulse of the fashionists of the capital more than I. Guess what I am here for is to take insults & take the piss where ever & whenever I can.

  I hope you were all as fortunate as me to come across a programme on Ch-4 on Sunday evening. It was called Sex Tips For Girls. Yummie! We could all do with a few tips. More importantly, it sells/gets viewings.

  So the tips for both sexes to improve their sexual activities are based on Daoism, or Taoism. This is the Chinese religious philosophy based on being cool & passive as a fish. One of the favourite quotes from Dao De Jing is " A small country has fewer people". Put another way, a village is less populated than a town or a city. The profound & depth of Daoism will inevitably give us all better orgasms. Here are the exercises you should do to get it on.

1. GIRLS: Rub your tits ferociously. This will awaken something & arouse you in a spiritual stylee.
2. BOYS: Rub your testicles ferociously. Hmmm! This has the same effect as tripping & is cheaper.
3. BREATH OF LIFE: Kiss each other by exhaling into one another. I personally question this one as Breath of Death. CO2 is not compatible with life unless you is a tree!
4. GIRLS: Vaginal exercises. You do this whilst sitting around waiting for the dentist or such. Basically you contract vaginal muscles 10 times to the left, rest & then 10 times to the right.
5. BOYS: My favourite exercise. Pull your penis very hard & stick your tongue out at the same time. Pure heaven.
6. ANAL LIFE: I missed this bit, because I had to go for a wee! But its to do with introducing life back in to the Anus, (The James Brown of the Human Anatomy).
7. SIZE: As all the boys know, size is important. That's why we buy big bikes & fast cars. Girls achieve this another way. Normally push up bras & all manner of specialist under garments. To me this should be outlawed as it negates the trade descriptions act. The size of the male penis & female vagina is easily manipulated by a set of simple tug, pull, stretch & twist exercises.

  The couples that took part in this scientific bit of genius programming were all stupid & did not get the point. Because they still managed to have sex within their normal 7 minute time slot. Shame on you guys.

  As for Channel 4. Well what can I say. Sex sells. It sells which ever way you present it. We all like it & buy in to it. Mainly because it is the one human pleasure where you can't be taxed on. I have never seen such a pile of shit in my life. From now on we can all call the commissioning editor of Channel 4 a fucking idiot for putting this kind of crap out as "a programme".

K. Savage
26th June 2002

EXPRESS YERSELF!

 Well here we go. Tomorrow is judgement day for the England team. In my efforts to ensure our team beats Brazil properly I felt it was about time we did something a bit bold. Them Brazilians do not know about madness. They know Samba but not madness. So I asked gorgeous Nicola to come by wear a Cross of St George Sequin Bikini & sit on the back of the bike whilst we went round the whole of the West End. Fortunately it turns out to be a lovely warm day. We said Hi to the Queen, Tony, the Guards at White Hall and even a wink from a famous MP going in to the House of Commons, Labour of course. It must be one of the biggest laughs I had in a long time specially when half of Trafalgar Square came to a stand still hooting, whistling & cheering.

  England will win this game by shear talent & determination. Reason because we have a deadly squad that can run like road runners, attack like mother fuckers & defend like bastards. They are all young. And you know what they say about youf! The Strength of Each Nation Is In Its Youth. I do not believe that Owen has a groin injury at all. He will play tomorrow. This is Sven Goran doing a Viking trick on the Brazilians. Owen is in fact going to score a deadly goal. As far as I'm concerned England is destined for winning this world cup. This is a blinding squad with cool management behind it.

  Watch it tomorrow & see the poetry & motion!

  ENGLAND Vs BRAZIL

  NICOLA IS FROM HOMERON/CLAPTON/HACKNEY! The reason I did this is because I like it a lot, as my mate Colin suggested!

K. Savage
20th June 2002

KNOW YOUR CELEBS!

  My feed back about things always comes about 24 hours to a week later. Because I am always slaving away in the basement & hardly see any one. Sarah, our store manager & sales director, has taken this policy a little too far. In fact it has started to irritate a few of our talented & noble celebs.

Rio	Sarah

  One month ago some geezer came to the store & ordered a bunch of special custom shirts. He spent a few hundred quid. Sarah, always diligent, got a bit suspicious. She could not understand why a black geezer with a normal London cockney accent is spending a few hundred quid so quick & also why his name did not match his accent. She proceeded with processing the sale & did the man's order. The following morning she is calling this poor guy & leaving him this message: " hey Rio, get up man. I got your shirts ready for collection & don't be late." So when she is calling "Rio" on his mobile at 10:30 am we are talking about Mr. Rio Ferdinand. You know, England's new Hero. The guy who keeps defending with no fear. The good looking one. Here is his picture, in case some of you suffer the same ailments as our Sarah. But this is not an isolated incident you see.

Andy	Sarah

  There was this other chap that came by. He was ordering an expensive pair of camo print leather pants. This man starts telling Sarah that he needs this item to be ready for a music video. Sarah's inquisitive reaction goes in to immediate play & asks: "So are you in a band then?". "Yes I am am." The man replied. "oh what's your band called then?". "Lamb", he said slightly irritated. "Have you just come on the scene then?" She asks stupidly. " Yeah. We've been around for long fucking time. Said the main singer song writer of Lamb, totally annoyed by this time!

Ace	Sarah

  Sarah's other classic stumble came with this bald headed guy, who apparently loves my stuff & is always buying my gear!! OK! To make conversation he told Sarah that his band wears a lot of my T.shirts designs when they are on tour. So wanting to get more info & as diligent as ever, Sarah asks: " so what's your band called?" . The bald head replies, slightly amused/confused: " Skunk Anansie". The guy's name is in fact: Ace & he is a mate of mine. He co writes the material with Skin(prolific singer/writer) & plays all the groovy guitar riffs.

  But you gotta love her. She is so busy in the Sarah world that she is almost clueless about who is who & who did what. Bless her cotton socks & to be honest I would not have any other way. I still believe they should be left alone, but maybe not dissed outright!

K. Savage
12th June 2002

TO KILL OR NOT TO KILL

 When you start witnessing history repeat itself is the time you realise that maybe you are getting old, or in my case older. I am 42 years now. During my university years I was very concerned, like all "do gooding students", about the under dogs of this world. I could not understand why an African man called Stephen Biko had been killed in jail by the Apartheid regime & who this terrorist Nelson Mandela was, locked up for over 30 years, & indeed why was he fighting for so many years. I could not understand Ian Smith's government in Rhodesia, Zimbabwe. The terrorists for that country were Mr Joshua Nkomo & Mr. Robert Mugabe. Both of these countries were under minority white rule. Then there was Northern Ireland. Bobby Sand the hunger striker, who refused to eat on the count of his beliefs who died as a result & these other terrorists, Mr. McGuinness & Gerry Adams. The British government at the time fully supported the South African & Rhodesian regimes. It was also in full on battle hunting down the terrorist McGuiness & Adams. All these guys were evil murderers. Right now Mugabe is running Zimbabwe/Rhodesia ( a different debate on this also), Mr. Mandela got a Noble peace prize, messrs McGuinness & Adams are bringing about peace in Northern Ireland. Maybe all the above have changed their minds & decided not to be terrorists any more.

  Apart from all the above "terrorists" there was this other guy, called Yasser Arafat. Right now I am 42 years old & Arafat & the fate of Palestine is still dominating the same news & pressing for on the same issues. He too was a fucking terrorist. His fate is a little different though. He was a terrorist & then he changed his mind & got a Noble Peace prize & now he has gone back to his old ways. Apparently he has decided to be fucking terrorist again,says the Israeli government. It seems to me that our respectful, law abiding & fantastic politicians can not make up their mind as to who is really a terrorist or simply fighting for the basic rights of their people. Obviously shooting at an unarmed crowd of demonstrators in Northern Ireland, or inhabitants of shanti towns in Swoeto or refugees in Southern Lebanon is not terrorism. The age of hypocrisy, thank god, seems to be coming to an end. World opinion can no longer be twisted into believing an untruth. We get to the bottom of things by ourselves thank you very much. Communication technology has done away with controlled news coverage. To cover up, like they used to, would simply make a news network or government look stupid.

  The facts in the Middle East crisis speak for themselves. The are outstanding UN resolutions from 1967 onwards & not one of them has been complied with by the State of Israel,mainly to stop settlements & leave occupied territories unconditionally. The Palestinian people were offered a deal about a year ago which meant giving up a lot of territory including Jerusalem. It is worth noting that the deal was made by an outgoing government in Israel & had absolutely no chance of being adhered to by the next Israeli cabinet. Arafat refused this deal on the basis that Palestinian people would have rejected it flat out. You can not force some one to go & convince a whole nation to give more away, especially after what they have been put through for 50 years. Furthermore you can not expect someone to run & control a territory when he has been stripped off all normal means of power & communication. Arafat has been, more or less, in a state of house arrest for 2 months. But the suicide bombings have continued & its all his fault & in fact he organised it. Here we have one man with extreme powers of telepathy. Even George W don't believe it. To quote: "Israel must withdraw from the occupied territories without delay". NOW! In the mean time, whilst looking for terrorists, they are destroying as much property as they can. Deliberately driving on top of terrorist cars by their tanks. Shooting at the Terrorist Church of Nativity, birth place of Christ. Bombing terrorist hospitals & schools. Capturing the Palestinian terrorist police forces arms & displaying it to the world. But conveniently failing to allow Red Cross access to areas where there are reports of mass graves already. As if..... Honestly, I personally find the lies mind blowing. Mr. Sharon is on an insane agenda, circa 1982, when he murdered some 4000 refugees that fought back, in South Lebanon. It is crystal clear that so far as Ariel Sharon is concerned in order to qualify as a terrorist you need to be a Palestinian or Israeli Arab who is merely objecting to Israeli forces being present on their land. Displaced refugees are not terrorist but pissed off people who don't like the condition they find themselves in.The very first people that will turn on Sharon will be his allies, Mr. Bush & good old Tony Blair, then his own people & finally the really pissed off Arabs. I am so sure that I will take bets on Sharon not staying in power within the next 6 months. The shambolic fiascos are endless & lack of reason & compassion offensive. A good example of the strategies employed would be the Saudi proposal to try & get both sides to agree to a cease fire at the very least. Arafat was prevented from attending, physically, terrorist remember. But was to join the negotiations & discussions via a live satellite link. The conference was totally undermined when the Israelis, Mr Sharon, decided not to transmit by putting interference in the live link up. Yeap we are all just as stupid as you Mr. Sharon. I don't think so. How in the hell can anyone negotiate when they are not present to negotiate?

  In the past 2 weeks days 3 further United Nations Security Council Resolutions, main one 1402, have been passed requesting total withdrawal from Palestine. Sharon has totally ignored these & is still looking for terrorist in a land that is not even his own. Just go up to him & ask him where his grandad is buried & he will take you to the Ukraine or somewhere. In fact pretty much the same applies to most of the current Israeli government with their distinctive American,English or German accents. I am afraid this particular battle has been won a 100 over by Arafat. The total lack of logic on the part of Israeli government has put their whole nation to shame. Not for one moment do I accept suicide bombings but I do understand that when a human being has been stripped of all that he loves & cares for then they tend to become very dark & evil. So the best way is to actually try & understand why they don't want to give Israel their land. Maybe its because they feel its theirs, just like Mr Mandela did in South Africa. This type of war will never be won, simply because the opposition is not fighting on the same terms. These are paid Israeli soldiers & not likely to strap explosives to themselves to win the battle. In one piece of footage I saw a man sitting in his room next to his dead wife & brother & waiting for someone or an ambulance to come & collect the bodies. He had been waiting for 2 days. This man has absolutely nothing else to lose & as evil & dark as it may be he may well strap explosives to himself next week, month or year. The circumstances, created as a result of invasion, have taken all human dignity away from this particular man. At the same time both the USA & UK are bitching about Saddam in Iraq for violating UN resolutions. This totally makes our argument against Saddam invalid. How is it that UN Resolutions only apply & are enforced against Arab Nations? They ask us knowingly? We also got to remember that Iraq supplies oil to Israel, suspended for one month, & the US. In the case of US they are the biggest consumers of oil products on the planet & oil prices have already shot up. I think more Arab states will follow on in the same way. The ultimate price, therefore, will be paid here through damage to our economies & atrocities like September 11th in New York. I believe that the Israeli tab is a very high price for the rest of the western world to pay, both economically & politically.

  No, the time to revise policies & attitudes is right here & right now & is already happening. Who would have thought that George W.Bush, the son of a president that fought Iraq & forgot to remove him from power, will actually make withdrawal demands from its main ally in the region: ISRAEL. The citizens of this planet need the main powers, to put their own forces on the ground in Palestine & borders regions & literally police the area. But even handedly so the rest of the world who is watching this mess would begin to believe the US & UK. The damage to the integrity & reputation of both the US & UK has been enormous & it is time we corrected this anomaly. We need a Palestinian state with a comprehensive & realistic package for the refugees to return to their home land, if they wish, as well as a solid commitment from Israel to deal with the very deliberate Jewish Settlements on occupied territories. The easiest way of ensuring continued killings on both sides is to make preconditions that simply can not be adhered to. The military option exercised by Israel will not work, as stressed to the high & mighty Sharon by Colin Powell. Only then can we level any legitimate criticism towards the Palestinian terrorists. Hypocrisy & triple standards must end now & we should not be expected to stand by & watch Neu-Fascism unfold. If any one is qualified to understand the horrors of such policies is the Jewish people.

K. Savage
12th April 2002

NOTHING BUT THE TROOF!

Q: What Is your name?

A: Naomi Campbell.
Q: What is your occupation?
A: Model, innit?
Q: How long have you been doing this?
A: I been a posing since I got my period, really.
Q: And how long ago was that?
A: I can't tell you my age as it may effect my work. Its been a while though.
Q: Do you think there is something special about you, other than modelling?
A: No not really.
Q: How much money do you make.
A: Enough to make your eyes water.
Q: You don't really like me, do you.
A: No because you are aksing me too many questions already & I'm getting confused.
Q: Are you trying to hide tings from this court, bioutch?
A: No.
Q: Do you lie.
A: Yes all the time.
Q: Are you an impossible fukka?
A: Yes most the time.
Q: Do you take well 'ard drugs & stuff?
A: I told you already I am a moodel. That's what we do.
Q: Things like line upon line of charlie, until you meet Tony Montana?
A: Yeah some thing like that.
Q: But you said you don't do drugs.
A: Sorry I lied.
Q: What did Mr Robert De Niro say to you.
A: He told me I was stupid & to fuck off.
Q: Do you like money.
A: No.
Q: Please remember you are under oath. Do you fucking like money as much as fame?
A: Fuck yeah.
Q: & your mum, Valerie?
A: she's quite fit too! She is an older moodel. She's nearly 60 you know!
Q: What or how would you describe your best attribute.
A: Some one, I think his name was Savage, once called me a long legged Souwf London bird. I quite liked that.
Q: Are you stupid?
A: I am afraid so.
Q: Can you read & write?
A: Of course I can. I wrote a book you know.
Q: Did anyone read it.
A: I don't think so. I think 12 people bought my book, not counting me mum & auntie Doris.
Q: Have you ever had an orgasm.
A: Not to my knowledge. I love myself too much to do that sort of thing. Models don't come & go like that. We are too precious.
Q: Have you ever been in an army?
A; No.
Q: Do you like chocolates?
A: Yes.
Q: Would you say that you maybe a chocolate soldier?
A: Are you being racialist to me?
Q: Not at all. Just trying my best to understand your beautiful mind.
A: I don't like you.
Q: Do you wear fur?
A: Only when I'm involved in animal charities.
Q: Do you care about shit?
A: Of course I do. The main reason I am suing this news paper for invasion of my policy is becoz I need some fuck off publicity. That way I can get on some chat shows soon & earn money from all this.
Q: What is the matter with you.
A: I don't know.
Q: Are you going to sue Savage as well?
A: I don't know.

 And the point is who fucking cares. Naomi Campbell is in fact a self deluded, fit bird, who thinks that she can rule this world through her crutch! Take another line & sniff the roses!!!!!!

 For further information on how not to be a dick head & drug abuse check out www.hit.org.uk. Read all about it.

K. Savage 14th
February 2002