Here is a silly simple one for all.

How much (in kilograms) does a Hippopotamus eat at one sitting?

The correct answer gets a t shirt from our extensive range.

Good luck.
Offer ends 10th March 2010

Weee-heeeeee We got a winner!!

Answer: 1 hippopotamus can eat 40kg of grass in one sitting x

1 cool t shirt is on its way to Isobel from Henley-On-Thames.

Hey up Chucky: Get busy with this riddle, our first competition of the year.

Why can a bee fly but a fly can’t bee?

The first best answer to this riddle gets a free Savage London T shirt.

Anything you want baby!

Good luck.
Offer ends, 5th Feb 2010.

What a pity. No winners for this riddle.

The answer is : The Muppet show song by Kermit & Gonzo.

Now that we are up & running properly again the competition section is also getting fired up.

What is the best thing about learning gymnastics?

Give us the correct answer & you can order any t shirt for no monies at all.

Good Luck
Savage London
Competition ends on 24th December 2009

Damn. No winners?

The best thing about being a gymnast like Ms Alina Kabaeva, pictured above, is that you always land on your feet and get to hang out with rich powerful men, like Ex-President Putin of the Russian Federation.

Hmmm, that’s a very flexible wrist young lady!!

OK folks, here is another easy one to start your year.

What was up Jane Mansfield bum?

(Think British comedy!!)

And the winner for this one is Lord Pink from Netherlands.

Answer: A Lobster was up Jane Mansfield's ass!

Courtesy of Derek & Clive
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OK folks, here is an easy one for ya’ll.

What is the name of the drummer in the new Cadburys Milk Chocolate advert?

I will even help you with a big clue: the title song is In The Air. Gimme the name & get your self a free t shirt. Any style, colour or design.

...the answer is an actor named Garon Michael.
(Carl Amoscato)

Yes Sir. You win!!

Pick any t shirt across the extensive range on savagelondon.com. We will need design number, size, colour & delivery address.

Well done & what a cool way to start your week.

The last competition before Santa gets down your chute is...

What is reckless eye-balling?

Reckless eye-balling is when you stare long and hard at someone that is a lot bigger and stronger than you without getting "wrecked" which is slang for beaten up.
(Emma D'Alba, Thornton Heath, Surrey)

No Emma. An imaginative guess!! But wrong wrong wrong!!

Reckless eyeballing, back in the day, was in fact a law in the Southern States of USA directed specifically at African American men checking the white folks women on the pavement, store etc, recklessly!! The penalty was imprisonment & sometimes much harsher!!

So nobody wins the competition this time.

The first correct answer gets a free t shirt, just like the last geezer.

What is a birdie num num?

... and the winner is

Emma D'Alba, Thornton Heath Surrey, with:

"Birdie num num is food that is especially tasty and delicious. It is also the name of bird food used by Peter Sellers in the film The Party."

Hey Hey hey boyz & gaals:

Who or what is Duran Duran?

The first correct answer will win a free t shirt from our range.

... and the winer was:

Adam Rodgers, London.
with the correct answer of:

"Duran Duran was a [boy] band in the 80's but also a mad scientist character in the film Baraberella, from which the band chose their name! "

Nice One Adam!