February -

This month's Ass-hole of The Month is his Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama.

100 more guns please & I shall sing you a nice Tibetan prayer!!

With the human name of Tenzin Gyatso his real intention is to seize power & eventually become president Tenzin Gyatso of Tibet. Sort of a buddhist equivalent to Ayatollah Khomeini, when he seized power in Iran. He has been busy having tea with every Hollywood celebrity & every president, and soon President Obama, at every opportunity. Religion, celebrity & political power can not mix but he is mixing it under the guise of a perfectly valid & peaceful religion. The Chinese government hates him, because of his continual calls for illegal demonstrations which inevitably lead to injury & death. We have identical laws here. Our anti terror laws deal with them swiftly. He must be amongst the top ten insincere men in the world. Claims to be living in exile in Northern India, but spends the bulk of the time in California. His true message is to Free Tibet, so all Tibetans get to make Nike & Adidas trainers for us for less than 50 cents a pair. What a dick!

Bitty Savage
February 2010

January -

The Ass Hole of The Month is non other than London’s very own lovely Red-Ken, AKA Ken Livingstone.

Red Ken praying for instantaneous self combustion of cars so we all have to walk the planet in sandals OR £100.00 for driving a car!!

Here is a chap who knows not when to stop. He was the leader of the old GLC, before Maggie took care of the whole institution as a result of his chat & behaviour. So he did not do Londoner’s any favours at all, then. He then became a labour member of parliament but was forced out of the party, by Tony Blair for not taking no as an answer & stood against labour. This move got him the job of Mayor of London, twice. He gave Londoners the congestion charge & then increased it 2 or 3 times. Again he managed to open his mouth & chat the wrong chat. This time to a Jewish journalist. Which got him suspended for a month. Eventually, lost the job as a mayor, for wanting to charge cars over 2.2 litre engines £25.00 a day for driving their cars. Ken is a proper bread & butter. This is grey a mono-tone man, as heard on LBC radio. Red-Ken, still believes that London car owners should pay £25.00 a day to come to central London, Rickshaw riders must be part of the British Governments’ Cabinet & Brussel sprouts do not contribute to flatulence.

Stubborn, arrogant & pig headed would be a intergalactic understatement when it comes to our cuddly Red-Ken.

Go on Ken, don’t be a Tony. Listen to what they are telling you in the ballot box & just think about it. No one is right each time, every time.

Bitty Savage
January 2010

ATQ

As this is a re-launch of Savage London online store I want to start with the Ass-hole of The Quarter (ATQ).

The quarter's title has to go to Graham Thurlow-Paye & in second position Gregory Lumley.

Graham is apparently the head of Credit Control for Westfield London in White City. Huh!! This guy is a proper closet queen. He don't come to you, he will not face you, he bosses everyone around & hides behind his employment contract, cupboards, receptionists & solicitors when he gets it wrong. Everyone knows full well that he should be red carded. Sacked, dismissed, chucked, nudged or whatever meets the criteria of non presence. Graham, if you worked at Savage London, you wouldn't make it to lunch, you big poofter. Send the big boys in Holborn a bunch of flowers for hiring you matey. Do the decent thing, put yourself & your employer's clients a big favour & resign and let some one capable do the job. I know it requires dignity but I promise you will feel much better for it.

The second Ass-hole of The Quarter (ATQ) has to be Graham's boss, Greg Lumley. He is essentially a nice guy. But Savage's mum is nice too & she don't hang around commercial environs. This man is so out of his depth that he ends up being an ass hole through little fault of his own other than inability. Effectively, Greg takes the money & the shit at the same time. Oh: Money equals shit again, damn!! Strong rumour has it that he is more used to managing big Sainsbury's & Asda stores, or very similar. He is more equipped to deal with a dodgy pickle jar complaint than a 2.5 billion centre. He is definitely not the Chap with the Hat. Greg, stop right here & right now. Chill out with the family & leave this buggery bollox to others who can & know more. You seem as clueless & hopeless as Titty Savage, & she is entirely wrong 95% of the time.

Bitty Savage
November 2009